Thank everything you believe in for an election you had no part in delivering a verdict in another country that has so drastically improved the prospects of those of us who inhabit these little islands off the coast of mainland Europe.
Welcome to the peoples’ democratic, Francophile republic of Kent. Separated from the rest of UK by a 380 mile border, Kent and its coastline will soon be annexed by France, rejoin THE EU and the customs union and make its GDP primarily from lorry parking fees.
This is why Boris Johnston wants to remove legal scrutiny from his machinations
Tory MPs have just betrayed us all!
Who would you blame for the mess we’re in?
Apparently the Coronavirus is getting tired, poor little fella!
Boris has finally realised just how dependent the UK is on European workers. It’s about time! But there’s a problem… Of course there is. In fact, there are several problems!
Yesterday some men and women whose children won’t return to their private centres of education until September at the earliest, told the plebs to send their kids back to school
Did I mention that we’re f****d?
Let me tell you a story. You might not like it. You might even want to hurt me for telling it. but it’s true none the less.
There are many ways to say the same thing – each one brings to light a different piece of information to drive the point home.
Divide and conquer only works if we allow ourselves to be divided in the first place!